Minutes from the 31st meeting of the "I'm-Still-Alive-After-30-Meetings" Committee
Present: Bob, Alice, Charlie, Dave, and 3 new interns.
We're running out of coffee and ideas.
Alice: "I have a brilliant idea for a new product: a coffee machine that also serves as a time machine!"
Bob: "That's not a new idea, Alice. It's just a coffee machine with a clock on it."
Charlie: "I'm more concerned about the existential implications of time travel. What if we go back in time and meet our ancestors? Do we have to kill them?"
David: "Uh, guys, can we focus on the marketing strategy for the coffee machine?"
Interns: Someone help!
Next Meeting: Meeting 32
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